Why I love Ontario

[Jackie Ramo]

Why I love Ontario



It's Winter in Ontario
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour at 52 below!
Oh, how I love Ontario
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a Breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here Is wonderful,
I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Ontario,
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground.

[carcha koi]

:yup: :crybaby:

[marla]

:HAHA: :lol: !rofl I love it, I could change the city and it would fit here also

[Peg]

:HAHA: No Really :HAHA: Love it

[Terri]

:crybaby::HAHA::doh: truth hurts

[Jackie Ramo]

A recent study found the average Canadian walks
about 900 miles a year.






Another study found
Canadians drink,
on average,
22 gallons of beer a year.




That means,
on average,
Canadians get about 41 miles to the gallon.




Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be Canadian,





doesn't it??!!

[carcha koi]

Not bad :cheers2U:

[Jackie Ramo]

Yeah but how many bathroom stops??? :frisbee:

[Ian]

Geesh..41 miles to the gallon...I must be a SUV ..I,m only getting 10 and only 5 with American beer.

[Jackie Ramo]

Too much revving of the engine????

[carcha koi]

You want Gin. :lol: