Koidaddy
04-23-2006, 03:02 PM
Two buddies, Bob and Rick, are getting very drunk at a bar when
suddenly Rick throws up all over himself.
"Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!"
Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your
breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you
twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even
drunker. Eventually Rick stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a real bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My
God, you're disgusting!" Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Rick says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss ot! her guy got ssick on
me... he had one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said
he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"
His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is
forty bucks..." "Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he also shhhit in my pants
:lol:
suddenly Rick throws up all over himself.
"Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!"
Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your
breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you
twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even
drunker. Eventually Rick stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a real bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My
God, you're disgusting!" Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Rick says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss ot! her guy got ssick on
me... he had one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said
he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"
His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is
forty bucks..." "Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he also shhhit in my pants
:lol: