Koidaddy
03-22-2006, 06:45 PM
A Newfie, let's call him, Wally, is driving home after downing a
few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he
sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost
too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path.
He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into
a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid
all the trees. Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his
car to a stop. The officer, approaches Wally's car and asks him
what on earth he was doing. Wally tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid sentence and says, "Fer Chris sakes, Wally,
that's yer air freshener!"
Chris
:lol:
few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he
sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost
too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path.
He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into
a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid
all the trees. Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his
car to a stop. The officer, approaches Wally's car and asks him
what on earth he was doing. Wally tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid sentence and says, "Fer Chris sakes, Wally,
that's yer air freshener!"
Chris
:lol: